Once Size Fits All Dept.

So there I was deleting my 6th email
offer to make my genitals bigger.
The add said "click here
to make your member bigger".
I kept clicking,
but there was no change,
so I deleted it.

I come from a generation
that did not discuss
one's genitals casually.
Now it's the topic
of conversation and puppetry.
So these daily unsolicited
Viagra ads
are beginning to make me
self-conscious.

Thank goodness for Go Ask Alice
to assuage my already tentative
libido.